When you did go to the store, you made a nice sheet cake
made of strawberries and pineapples. Keeps making these cakes, because the more
you make them, the better you will become. And the one you made today is DAMN
good, so I can’t even imagine when you become a master at it. Stay friends with
me so I can know you when that day comes. Make me a sandwich and I’ll make you
smile. I’ll tell you a joke or two. I’ll see your dimples come out for a show.
And what a show it will be. Lions, tigers, and bears, oh my.
I love allusions. I enjoy making allusions to all the TV
shows I watch. I laugh when they don’t understand, and if they do understand,
well, I guess we just had a bonding moment, didn’t we.
Dinners, wires, phones. Make me one; make me two. Buckle my
shoe. Make me your boo. Wind up your spool and get going you silly octopus.
What I silly octopus you are. Got eight legs and a bitch ain’t one. But what
about Canada ?
